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Submitted by marissa | Has recieved 35 Votes

sum 1 says "no offence but" u say " ohh i dont take offence to it every thing that comes out of your mouth is offensive


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Submitted by Sarah.f | Has recieved 67 Votes

your so ugly when you were borrn the docter slaped every on that hade to see you born


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Submitted by carson | Has recieved 60 Votes

you're so fat, your butt crack is the san andreas fault


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Submitted by chica10 | Has recieved 13 Votes

u r so stupid that when you were taking a trip 2 disney world u saw a sign that said disney world left so you turned around and went home


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Submitted by Sam C | Has recieved 36 Votes

Your house is sooo small , we ordered a large pizza , and we had to eat it outside


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Submitted by David R. | Has recieved 14 Votes

You are so fat that when you eat you get your food fead to you through a funnel because when chewing you break a sweat.


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Submitted by | Has recieved 16 Votes

Your so fat that the grand canyon is actually your but crack


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Submitted by David | Has recieved 16 Votes

Better be careful with that joke, it's an antique


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Submitted by IMFUNNY | Has recieved 41 Votes

Your face has so many pimples on it that I can read It in Brail


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Submitted by Jack | Has recieved 38 Votes

you're upset cause youre down on your luck.... you prolly opened up a fortune cookie that said you're a loser


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Submitted by James Hall | Has recieved 40 Votes

Yo mama is so fat when she bungie jump off the bridge she took the bridge with her!


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Submitted by Laura | Has recieved 38 Votes

I recognize that insult...I read on your forehead, (not part of insult: only if "enemy" says your a loser.)


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Submitted by Laura | Has recieved 40 Votes

Don't be sittin' on my rainbow! You'll turn it lame!


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Submitted by Laura | Has recieved 37 Votes

That joke was so lame that it crushed geeky, stupid, not-funny, loserd jokes, and more. Oh, did I mention it was lame?


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Submitted by Laura | Has recieved 40 Votes

Sometimes I wonder about you...NOT.


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Submitted by Sasukerty | Has recieved 39 Votes

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code and rivals Asia for landspace!


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Submitted by AJ | Has recieved 31 Votes

Do you want me to but some ice on that burn?


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Submitted by Faith | Has recieved 87 Votes

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean!


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Submitted by Faith | Has recieved 78 Votes

Where'd you get that joke? Off a crackerjack box?


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Submitted by Mike Rotch | Has recieved 90 Votes

your legs are so hairy when you stand upside down in the rain you look like a wet hairy monkey


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Submitted by glenn | Has recieved 81 Votes

You look like someone I know, oh wait you were on the most retarded list


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Submitted by | Has recieved 72 Votes

You make Pee-wee Herman look like Mr UNIVERSE ! !


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Submitted by Maureen Dowd | Has recieved 44 Votes

You make Mr Bean look INTELLIGENT ! !


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Submitted by Samantha | Has recieved 60 Votes

Her nose is so long it get's there 10 minutes before she does.


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Submitted by ur mum | Has recieved 62 Votes

ur mumma's so stupid that she swam to the other end of the pool thought it was to much and swam back

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Submitted by Mike | Has recieved 50 Votes

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.


Yo Momma Insults

Submitted by Mike | Has recieved 43 Votes

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials


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Submitted by Chuck | Has recieved 98 Votes

What rear-view mirror?


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Submitted by Mike | Has recieved 77 Votes

Your so slow that you'd have to speed up to stop!